Mischievous Meme Maker

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Memes are love, memes are life. Living in 2018, we are all very familiar with internet memes. They are our favourite procrastination tools. Have you seen one of those memes floating around your feed where there is a list of crimes and a point assigned to each of those crime? What it asks you to do is to add the points of all the crimes you have committed and post the total.

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://toph.co/p/mischievous-meme-maker